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The Discomfort Zone
by
Anne Michael
Finding an article of clothing or a pair of shoes that feel wonderfully comfortable and as though made for you is one of life’s unexpected pleasures. I and almost every other woman I know will purchase multiples of a divine piece of clothing in a variety of colors, just because it feels so inexplicably perfect. We do the same with shoes. It is the multiple pairs of shoes that get many of us women in trouble. I always swore I was never going to be one of those women who wear two different color shoes to work. I was wrong. I have done exactly that and definitely more than once. One would have thought I would have learned after the first time. It was nothing as blatant as wearing a winter white shoe on one foot and a black one on the other. Generally, it was one black and one brown or navy blue shoe with the same outfit. It’s the kind of mistake easy to make in a mad dash out the door because I’m running late, or trying to be considerate of a sick or sleeping spouse by not turning on every light on in the bedroom.
It’s not until someone else points out the mismatch, or you are in a
meeting (when you have time to pay attention to such things) that you
notice what appears to be a neon sign on your feet screaming stupid
in capital letters. From that moment on, no matter how much you try to
ignore the situation, those shoes become supremely miserable to wear
and the discomfort lasts until they can be kicked off into the closet
with relief.
It is the same way with daily routines. If a step is missed because the
phone rings or a child requires attention before school or daycare,
it’s easy to forget to put the eye shadow on one eye or your trademark
mascara. Once you realize the problem but are unable to remedy it, the
feeling of being unnerved will last for the rest of the workday. The
sudden realization that you have left the iron or curling iron plugged
in all day will drive you utterly insane.
Did you ever read a book that didn’t “feel” right when you read it? I did last week when I read The Darkest Evening of the Year.
The cover is quite striking with a picture of a Golden Retriever
silhouetted against a vibrant sunset in the gap of a canopy of dark
trees. Because the book is by Dean Koontz, I was looking forward to
reading it precisely because he authored it. Typically, the books this
man writes are gripping, enthralling and delightfully nerve wracking.
The book started out in classic Koontz fashion—setting the stage for
what is to come by introducing the reader to the main character, not
waiting for the drama to begin halfway through the book. The story’s
heroine is Amy Redwing. Amy is an ordinary mortal living in a small
town with the same fears and foibles as the rest of us except for the
fact that she lives to rescue abused and homeless Golden Retrievers.
Her obsession with this breed of dog started at an early age, when she
lived in an orphanage. A golden retriever badly in need of help found
its way to her building. She dubbed the dog Nickie and nursed it back
to health. Nickie and Amy were boon companions until the dog’s death at
a time, coincidentally, when Amy was ready to face the world on her
own.
As the story unfolds the word “reliable” and “reliably” were used
repeatedly throughout the text. Normally, Mr. Koontz is not one for
using the same word over and over again. That felt odd because there is
never anything noticeably redundant in his writing. His characters are
meticulously crafted. The story lines are breathtaking and unrelenting,
like the beat of a jungle drum. But here the use of “reliable” and its
derivatives was glaring. The word kept popping out like beads of sweat
on a hot summer day.
The story did not hold me tightly and nor did it draw me in seductively
leaving me wanting more. It lost its impetus, its magnetic pull and its
direction. It became simply an homage to the golden retriever with a
wisp of story line woven in and out.
I wondered if Koontz lost his dear friend and beloved golden named
“Trixie,” with whom he is often pictured on the back of his books. If
so, it seems to have happened during the writing of The Darkest Evening of the Year.
The feeling started with his cryptic dedication to his wife and ended
with the reader’s supposition that the golden retriever Amy rescues at
the beginning of the story is actually the spirit of the dog she
rescued as a child. This dog spirit living in the new retriever comes
back to protect Amy in her time of need. It becomes the guardian angel
of the human that she once loved so well. After Amy and her boyfriend
Brian are shot and miraculously healed by this guardian angel dog, the
sprit of Nickie leaves the dog’s body, leaving an ordinary golden
retriever behind. And that point in the story I found myself groaning
uncomfortably.
The story seems somehow short-circuited and stunted. It was the first
time I have ever picked up a Koontz book and been disappointed. I could
not wait to have it over and done with, although I did hope it would
improve with each page. It never did. Every twist and turn was
predictable. Of course the bad guys do not live happily ever after.
The protagonists were fairly likeable and sympathetic. The antagonists
were decently fleshed out and sufficiently reprehensible and strange
enough to have fueled a great plot. But there was something intruding
in the story line; it felt a great deal like grief. It seemed to derail
the intensity and the drive typical of a Koontz novel.
I am not a fan of discomfort. I am not a fan of an itch that cannot be
scratched, wearing mismatched shoes or realizing only half my makeup is
on when I get to work. I am not a fan of this disjointed tale. I find
nothing to recommend this book at all. I know it is miserable to lose a
best canine buddy and a trusted friend. If that is, indeed, what
happened to the Koontz family I offer my sincere condolences.
As a passionate reader, however, it is hugely uncomfortable to read a
book that falls woefully short of your expectations, especially when it
is written by one of your favorite authors. It’s very much like buying
a pair of the most glorious black boots you’ve ever laid eyes on, (that
fit like a second skin) only to find out the second pair you wear a
month later makes your pinky toes blister—and you no longer have the
receipt!
At age 10, Anne realized she was never going to get to be Miss
America since reading a book was not an acceptable talent. So she went
on to get a job and raise a family. Along the way, she fixed meals,
picked up toys, helped with homework, and collected a drawer full of
rejection slips for her “great American novel.” It was not all bad,
however, since she ended up wallpapering a closet with them. She
currently designs and creates greeting cards for her tiny company, The
Frog Prints, LLC, and also works full-time as a Training Specialist.
Anne is currently tethered to reality by a loving spouse, two dogs and
the occasional hurricane that blows through Florida, although falling
headlong and happily into a book is still her favorite “talent.” She
can be reached at
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